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Post by stonewall on Jun 4, 2011 22:37:55 GMT -5
Hello Me,
So today was just another day of walking around the sausage fest of Amazingness that is Xaviers.... don't get me wrong. There are plenty of girls here, unlike my old boarding school.... And they are all totally cute, too. However, being the HQOC, is kind of a drag, and i'm not talking RuPaul, when you are the total population. OK, so allegedly there are a few occasional carpet cleaners in girls wings.... again... my faulty gaydar... however, I have yet to get any dish on any of the boys, other than Mr. Blue Boi likes guys but dates a girl.... what ever. Yes he's amazingling cute, but ride the fence long enough you get splinters.... I want a boi that wants only me.
So anyway, I've decided to give the run down of the maleness that surrounds me. Just hope I'm not too harsh, cause I have the feeling diaries are like fair game around here. At least, my old school thought so, but I think I know where to put this one.... out of sight, usually out of reach... The TK is better, and I can concentrate enough to put away. It's the surprise touching and jumpiness I have to be careful of . Jean says that if i wasn't so afraid of hurting people, half my problem would be solved.... but what if i hurt someone like i did my ex. Or like i did dad. Doctor says the cast can come off in a couple of months.... If it wasn't for Uncle Bobby. I wouldn't even be here. So glad the family is pro mutant. It was easier to handle than the big G. Which is finally OK too.
Ohhh but about the boys and hopefully bois. I found out that the Big M's Superman has two family members here. Of course they're using cover identities here.... Sure was nice of Mr. Kent to let people think that Jonathan and Conor are his family members, and not related to His Super Sexiness. Makes going to school easier. and they are both so HOT. I could melt. Neither is homophobic either, but from all inspections they are STRAIGHT. And luckily not straight to bed. Still one can look and know that well, it ain't going to happen but at least it is nice to look at.
So, who else. OH. Bart. Another cutey that is so totally taken, and besides..... boy is so fast I'd be afraid of more than rug burn or road rash.... and i'm only thinking kiss. The big to do will have to wait until there is a ring on my finger. Get that B***ch. Eww getting late... Add more later.
Sorry my dear diary.... will try to write more often.
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Post by stonewall on Jun 5, 2011 17:01:26 GMT -5
Well Miss Thing.... Another day....
I never knew just how much of a B***ch I can be.... Gay Catty reactions.... Total Queenocity. Really. It's like one part Catholic Guilt, One part Irish Guilt, and we'll borrow a bit of Jewish Guilt from someone, because they always have it to spare, and we can't seem to get enough. Done with the Pity Party. I will get a control of my powers. I will be able to hug and be hugged. I will be able to have nightmares with out consequences....And I will be awesome. After all, too many here need my attention...
So where was I....talking about the boys and bois....well hopefully bois. So let's talk about Alex. Not Alexandria, but mister doom and gloom, emo threw up on me, "Faustian" what the hell happened to not using too much product. OK. cute. So are most damaged emo boys....Not my type. And he did something....it caused me to freak....and then i hurt him....somehow I hurt him on accident and he somehow caused it. Well. No. Over that mess.
OK next. Thad. He's missing the lightning bolt, and he'd be totally hogwarts. Sweet boy... with a very pretty girlfriend..... and so totally off limits. But I like a lot of the hogwarts crew. Although I could do without the green expansion. Talk about raging hormones. Glad i don't have that kind of roidal problem.
Then we have totally muscled Achilles....other than the arrogant prick side of him....and way out dated notions of women and weirdness that don't make me think too greek of him... a hottie that's a nottie.
And Jessie....cute boy.... maybe? But seems to be digging on the fish and from what i hear he totally likes Sushi. Or rather Yuki. She totally gets the political BS that comes from being a kid of someone in the arena.... so not too worried. She probably would join me on a few marchs. Jessie would most likely ask his dear old uncle first. Bye the bye.... Prof. Summers....total DILF. But he's my fav teacher's husband.... so WAY OFF LIMITS. I feel guilty thinking about him. But back to guys my age.
Then there's Riley. Robert Riley.... surfer dude. Emo from the hair... Smokin from the bod... and from all reports really nice. I'm thinking straight. But the "Oh you're the OTHER Riley" stuff has got to end....So last Century already. But they were calling him by his last name before I came to be called by my first name. And first boy that calls me Kelly or Kell....won't be able to pee standing up any more.
Well that's enough dirt for now.... still cruising and ready to report...
Miss Kelly OUT....
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Post by stonewall on Jun 8, 2011 9:51:47 GMT -5
And again.... my dear diary...
Another day another gay....I wish. So where was i on my evaluation of the sausage fest that is my school.
Lance. He's tall, strong, cute and handsome. He has a sister here, I like her more than him so far, but I've talked with her.... he seems unapproachable for now.
Then there is Ethan "I'm sorry I'm going to go emo now." He is really cute, but talk about damaged.... I've only seen that behavior in like totally victimized people. Hope he talks to someone. Cause fear like that can kill you.... Never allow someone to do that.
Then there's that Tommy kid.... He's so cute, but weird, and from what I hear, a fashion faux pas waiting to happen.... something about the suit that was yellow money.... Not sure what to make about it.
I mean some of these boys are so cute and dreamy, but almost everyone is damaged somehow. Not to mention, there are people that like flannel....but in jonathan's case, that's forgivable. I just don't know what I'm going to do with all these people. Anyway,... austa mon yana,, or how ever you spell that.
Riley, HQOC (Head Queen On Campus.
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Post by stonewall on Jun 13, 2011 2:42:27 GMT -5
Well hot patootie, so back to the words of observations...
So my dear diary... as I assess that which is all things totally cute and not.... the boys and bois of Xavier's School of tastiness...
There is this one boy that I've seen from a distance... ok looking...not rocking rob thomas or anything is this alastair guy....don't know much but i think he's like out doorsy or something.... ok I'll go camping. That is if he pitches the tent. No literally. Try as i may, camping is more well...someone else's nitch.
Now, back to really tasty...Andreas of the goldenlocks....There is SO MUCH room in my twin size for you.... Just see the sweat rolling off those muscles....and son of a god...really. OK mr. adonis, I'll worship at that altar... then again...Straight. And not always smooth with the ladies apparently... Well Maybe.
Then look at Charles Shaw....regal...commanding....and handsome... the personal butler thing though? Really. OK I come from like priveledged life as well but ah Puh-leez. Get a grip already. People don't seem to like you clue phone anyone? Well, I'll give him a chance I guess. I mean he is cute.
Hmmmm. How about that Collin guy... Roguish good looks, kind of shabby.... I'm dangerous demeanor, but smart.... stand offish or what not, but not my go ahead kind of flavor... Haven't talked much with him or anything but really does it hurt to shave and dress better.... ok fedoras are like OLD SCHOOL.... and you don't quite fit the bill...kay.
Now I can think of one Emo guy that does have it going on.... Daniel Hall. They call him Dream.... More like Dreamy. Well he is definitely welcome to walk thru my dreams anyday..... and sweet. I think he'd be a keeper...but no dirt to go with what he's into.... I've got to start networking better.
Then there is that Devan kid.... Oh so cute.... And he seems quiet... I have kind of noticed he hangs out with a few different people, but so doesn't seem to do the clique thing.... Someone that cute though... Has to be a fisherman.... why me. Isn't there one boi in this place.... and if you say Derek again I'll scream.
And my precious.... if you'll remember the too fast for my loins Bart I spoke of before....there's another that fits that description as well. And so totally lickable.... Jaime Chambers. He's pro-active for mutant rights... although i don't know if i agree with the whole magneto was right thing, but at least if i needed to make a stand, well he'd be standing on both sides of me.... bouncing back and forth. Rumor says that being grounded to the grounds drives him insane.... ok ... try being stuck in your room. Still, another straight boy.
Then there is mr. oh so right to tickle my pleasure... Have you seen the gorgeous boy Tyler.... and get this rumor has he never tires out.... he's like perfect stamina boy or something. Captain America's son.... what the hell. How can you even think of it.... Superman's Son and Cap's Son at the same school.... drool much. Arrrgghhh. I've died and gone to perverse Heaven meets cruel Hell.
And bestill my heart, Sean. So cute and untouchable... they say he's in med bay....well his body.... He's like so pulling a casper without being dead... creepy. Just a little. but awwww. I so wish he'd wake up and be like physically cute. Perferably with me by his side... still. Probably likes the girls again.... And last on those I've met is the cutest little boy ever... Too young to go on the I want list, but very sweet and adorable...Xavier Summers. Jean so has a heartbreaker in the making there. And again if he grows up to be anything like his DILF... I hope he likes older men when we're in like our twenties.... cause well, right now he's just adorable....and his Teddy.....aww cute. Well... next time maybe I'll do a run down of the Sisters and all, but for now that is the school of boys.... and again no confirmation on the Boi front... but there is always Westchester.... I wonder if I can get away without the men in black escort if i go into town. I'll have to see... So Later. HQOC, Riley Ryan Kelly.
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Post by stonewall on Jun 17, 2011 13:20:50 GMT -5
OK I am beyond ready to squeeze the juice out of someone.... that little blue boy with the tail....totally freaking me out.... he does this popping thing with out any noise.... it's so annoying, then he like makes about as much sense as stripes and polkadots in the same outfit.....he is there here everywhere whether he's talking or popping around, and then he's like hey I like boys too. what ever. Bisexuality is a trend. Pick a side of the fence.... next he'll be like i totally love queer as folk.... and I'll be like dumb twat... take a hike or what ever you crazed blue demon things do.... And really he rambles constantly...from topic to topic and things that aren't topics.... Ok so like pick a subject already. Clue Phone. You aren't so cute as you are annoying....someone seriously needs to give him prozac or xanax. arrrrgghhh. sorry needed to vent that. but later dear diary....love me
Riley
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Post by stonewall on Jun 21, 2011 12:15:19 GMT -5
OHMIGOD..... I totally threw up on Alex. Everything on my mind did this verbal spew, and she like listened, and she gave me like a hug. The easiest thing in the world, and the one i missed....Don't get me wrong, I could hug others, but no one could hug me. I know I can beat this thing. Cause then...I could be a normal boi. Like I'd actually be Pinocchio without the strings. Got wood? OK so now, I guess we make the totally friend thing work for her...I need to get her popularity up.... That means a conference with Felicia and Rosaline....We are the biggest divas on campus. So only makes sense to do her up....definitely. This can work. Miss Kelly to the rescue.
Let's Do this.
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Post by stonewall on Jun 23, 2011 11:14:38 GMT -5
OK Diary...I'm sorry for changing colors on you, but I am seeing...ok you get my point....Achilles.
I have never met a more arrogant, self-centered, ego-centric jackass in all my life....He's so full of himself...I'm a god...then why are you here....Us Olympians.....sorry news flash....someone's fallen off the mountain....Half-god....wait oh yeah that's like demi-god...so like Hercules....and I've seen Kevin Sorbo...not so much the ass. Ares' son....Ok I get it. Genetic Asshole....Let's fight....take a bitch out....what ever....Need to meet this blonde girl, cause sister and I are going to be fast friends if i have anything to say about...Let him face a stonewall, Because I am FABULOUS...and he needs a lesson. Preferably the kind that sends him to his own century. Annoying anyone? Argh...I needed to vent. Between his arrogance and Andreas' chauvanism, I fear the Gods of old are so going to die out. Thank Jesus, I don't have to believe in their wacked out families.
well another day, another gay... riley
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Post by stonewall on Jul 12, 2011 0:23:58 GMT -5
So, dear 4F, Yes, I have decided to rename the wonderful diary which is you. Hope people can deal....Not that I've shared you with anyone yet. So I've made a good friend in Alexandria...Kind of spewed the whole achy breaky heart thing on her. My Bad. But she's sweet. And well, I'm starting to get to know a few more people...Like we have a Princess contingent... to bad I'm a queen....that kinda out ranks a princess. Anyways, I like Jezebel. She's sweet and well, regal...even if she's still bowing down to the patriarchal fierceness that is her family. Ok to be fair, I don't know much about her culture. I'll probably have to do the divorce yourself from your beliefs thing to get a hold on it, but really, so far it sounds kind of backwards to me. Also, not sure, but I think I saw two different people related to the Kennedys here. Cool I guess, but one looked like someone pushed him down a hill of thorn bushes and tree stumps...Don't know the dish on that yet, but give me time. The other one is deaf, and I haven't learned me no sign language yet. Maybe they'll teach a class. One can hope...but I bet she texts. Anyways...thinking it's almost time to go through the girls I know and have heard of...so stay tuned oh wicked book of me....more to come.
Totally Tranquil, Riley Ryan Kelly
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Post by stonewall on Jul 13, 2011 16:42:57 GMT -5
So where to start....Alexandria... so misunderstood, and so sweet. Ok yeah her old man is an ass. No one likes the Parasite. We all know how bad he is....taking out half of Metropolis... But, that doesn't mean it's her fault. Yet because she can take away other peoples powers, some treat her like a pariah. Wake up kids. Sins of the Father, aren't what this schools about. If she were bad....well, i don't think she'd be here. Uncle Bobby wouldn't have sent me here if they weren't good people. So. I'm making her my friend. I'll just have to get her out of her shell.
Jezebel... lovely, and smarter than her naivety should allow.... She is definitely coming along. I bet she isn't a back water rube for more than a week or two... Especially with Rosaline, or Felicia, or Me...around. Like we'd ever let her fall to the wayside. Poor boys. They won't ever get it. Gurls have the power... whether it's girls or bois, we will always be there to teach them how it's done.... If we weren't, they'd have found a way to blow stuff up already. Neanderthals. The lot of them. Oh well. It's not their fault. They just haven't been cultured yet. That's all.
Well, just a thought.... be back later
R2K
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Post by stonewall on Jul 15, 2011 15:38:12 GMT -5
Dear Book of Fabulocity and Ranting.
So let's get to the wonderful world of Estrogen and PMS.... well, not always.... some times we don't have to Put up with Men's Sh**. But seriously, so I think there is this new girl....Darling. Cute name, haven't met her...whatever....We will eventually meet. Then there is Miss Angel Christen. Ok. She looks a lot like Miss Jean. Really a lot. Kind of creepy. She's rather bossy at times.... uniform times... but go fig. She's responsible for everyone.... Just like Jason.... Trinity. He's fairly handsome to....Dating Kitty. but I'll get to her soon enough. So yeah. Angel is beautiful, authoritative best friends with Yuki. Who knows how to shop btw. Awesome. But I haven't really gotten to know her yet. Will give it time. She could be fun.
Then there is Caoihlinn. She's Pink.... Isn't that hot. So nice, and a mother... to be. She's with Jonathan.... Corn fed hotness himself. Lucky B**ch. But I think we get along... I mean... we definitely have the same taste in hotness.
Tabitha....not really met, but the bubble gum thing.... so eighties... hello girls.... there's a new clique in town and we're in charge now.
Then there is my Hawaiian beauty... Linae. She is just awesome... talked a few times... jealous am i ... and she's single... but which boy is going to man up.... hmmm.
Of course there is my girl Felicia.... We are so totally going to make these boys head spin.... can't wait to see the looks.... Yeah that's right we're the popular crowd... deal.
And Helena... wow.... a Wayne that's a mutant.... gotta keep it hush hush though... but it's so totally kickin.... she's like in my crowd. Anyways... we'll see where that goes.... hate to do it, but she seems to be a bubble gum girl too. Sorry girlie... Mama has got to be on top.
And Jubilee. Ok, your name means party.... your look trashy.... and the bubblegum.... bye bye now. Get a life girl. Please... I've had better taste when I was in the cradle. Don't be so sad.
And Melody... she has music powers.... wow... she seems cool, I guess, but she was like with one of the fence riders.... Not sure I like that. Don't know her well, she seems to be a loner, for the most part... but I'll investigate to see if she's worth saving...
Well, I guess that's enough for now.... We'll start on Yuki next time... I think it's so funny that summers-lite is dating her... he's trying so hard to be a man... And his Uncle.... yummm... gotta love a DILF.
Laters.... R2K
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Post by stonewall on Jul 20, 2011 21:42:31 GMT -5
OHMIGOD
I have a boyfriend.... His name is Ahura Calhoun Boltagon..... Cal.... and he's a prince, and he's amazing..... I can't breathe.... what am I to do? ohmigod.... I have to tell someone.... but who.... and should I call Mom... or Dad... or Uncle Bobby... Ohmigod..... Who cares... I have a boyfriend..... OK calm down.... don't go all Fay Wray on this.... take a breath WWMD.... What Would Madonna Do.... nononono... WWMD.... What Would Marilyn Do....NO WWJND.... gotta be classy... What Would Julie Newmar Do. I guess enjoy the moment.... Oh I need to plan a date.... and conversation.... you find out what people like and don't like on dates... but that could be corny... That's it. Time to call in the calvary. Gurl Time. . Laters..... R2K
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